Google Scribe

Google, you are getting creepier and creepier.

Google Labs, which I’m assuming is a room full of people that have very little to do, and are thus working on making that reality possible for everyone else, has recently engineered this largely unnecessary text completion service.

Google has to sort through people saying things all day; you might even say it (Google is an ‘it’ right?) is a people expert, so never again will you need to blindly search for the words you need to communicate with other people, because Google already knows what you’re trying to say.

For example, I was going to write an email to an old friend that I haven’t spoken to in a while, but god what could I possibly say to someone that I haven’t seen in so long?  Anything I could think of just sounded awkward, irrelevant, or just plain weird.  So, I turned to Google Scribe and started with the letter A, because why not?  To my astonishment, Google knew what I was looking for and handled the letter perfectly.

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Sincerely yours in Christ Jesus our Lord Jesus Christ and then to their children and grandchildren of these two types of information that is not appropriate for all users,

Matt

Just perfect.  It doesn’t dwell on the past too much; it’s current; it’s relevant; it’s casual; it even includes just the right amount of theology, but not so much as to be offensive.

The introduction of Scribe is a great relief for myself and many others who find themselves struggling to write something creative, clever, interesting, unique, important, relevant, moving, or even funny, only to find that we actually suck at expressing ourselves.  Google has knowledge of centuries worth of human words.  How long have you been writing?  I’d guess, if you’re able to use a computer, probably… 40, 45 years, max.  Just give it up.

Sincerely yours in Christ Jesus our Lord Jesus Christ and then to their children and grandchildren of these two types of information that is not appropriate for all users,

Matt

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