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fletcherbabb:

christineag:

listen to this little gem i found. hidden for years, deep in old computer files..you’re welcome


I would be so embarassed if that was me talking.

Is that not you talking? I just want to know what’s going on here.  I could listen to this at least 15 more times.

Beard shave. Act 2.

Beard shave. Act 2.

no one wishes you merry christmas when you have curly hair

(via cflewis)

No, Chris, no they don’t. Good day to you.
I think car symbols are desperately in need of some new graphic design.  As you can see, in this weather, I’ve switched on my jellyfish.

I think car symbols are desperately in need of some new graphic design. As you can see, in this weather, I’ve switched on my jellyfish.

Chump of the hour!

Chump of the hour!

Not comfortable with your sexuality? Mike’s has a drink for you.

Not comfortable with your sexuality? Mike’s has a drink for you.

Take that Ted Bundy!

Take that Ted Bundy!

Jeffrey Dahmer is toast.

Jeffrey Dahmer is toast.

I named it Tiny Tim

I named it Tiny Tim

Badass.

Badass.